When MANOWAR line up in height order, they have the power to make wimps and posers leave the hall, and to destroy n00bs and followers of False Metal.

If you cause trouble at a MANOWAR concert, such as the MAGIC CIRCLE FESTIVAL, you are not ejected. Instead, the security take you before the four thrones of MANOWAR, where Joey DeMaio, shedding a single tear of steel asks you, 'Why have you done this thing?'

HAIL TO ENGLAND imbues the listener with so much power of True Metal, that the only thing more effective is seeing them play the whole thing in its entirety.

MANOWAR will one day return to England. Turn to book XXI of your copies of Le Morte D'Arthur by Thomas Malory, pp689 line 25: 'Rex Quondam Rexque Futurus.' It is a little known fact that the Immortal Warrior is in fact King Arthur; and in England's hour of need MANOWAR will combine their powers and become the Immortal Warrior and return with the power of True Metal.

MANOWAR are never wrong; if they were to say that the sky was green, it would become green. MANOWAR are the epitome of Truth and thus are incapable of lying, and so any statement they make - however ridiculous - is by definition correct.

If the entire works of MANOWAR were to be collected in one place, the owner will be granted the power of True Metal and can never fail at any endeavour they undertake.

More to follow, but right now it's back to Freud.